Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,515 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/130 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/270 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/145 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Post a highscore to the scoreboard!
Find an empty stall
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
